Warning: Word vomit/Nobody will be interested* because I am a v. kind of short in comparison person trying to express my hilarity at life, and nobody actually cares so here it goes-
The other day, I was in the local shopping centre with my mother, Marks and Spencer actually, and we were walking down the clothing Isles going 8) oh I do laik dis dress fur its purty because that's what my family is like, and suddenly, I look up and I lock gazes with this man, and he gave me a stare which was like ~UWOTM8 (https://www.deviantart.com/uwotm8) and shifted away, and he looked so familiar I was like D8
And I stand there, clutching my bad going, oh hell, I can't place where I've s